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Dress ME In French – Part Deux!

While playing dress up with couturier ME, it occurred to me that we never peeked at the back of the dress adorned in corset- like laces or even glanced closely at the designs of this fashioners summer tunic dress.

It is the shape, zipper, lines, laces and colors of the dress that make it oh so dashing! Why do you ask? I will tell you why: it is the lines and zipper that elongate the torso and beautify the bosom.

While the colors dazzle and deliver an illusion of a smooth contour to the figure within the dress in order to seduce the curves in the most flattering of ways outside of the dress!

If you haven’t already, do not forget to click here, to see part one of ‘Dress ME In French”!

Dress ME In French!

Are you looking for designer fashion made just for you? Do you want to delve into designer couture that understands your curves and loves them? Do you crave the made in Paris label, but thirst even more for it to actually be sewn with threading produced in France in the tradition that made Paris the world capital of fashion? I know you do and that is why I am revealing couturier ME to you. Glance at the uniquely designed summer tunic dress – it is oh so trendy and chic! Surely you already know why I just had to have it in my wardrobe!

ROCK IT! Totally rocks both day and night looks. Wear it to work with a cute summer blazer or a jeans jack. Grab your stilettos, throw off the cover up and hit the happy hour floor –  all in one tunic dress!

SHAPE IT! The shapeliness of this dress is very alluring. It turns a sexy spotlight on 3 areas: bust, waist, and our juicy curves – smoothing out any imperfections and forming an illusion of a perfect hourglass figure!

COLOR IT! Color scheme – black and white, in all the right places with a touch of cafe on the side. By the way this same dress also comes in sky and sea blue with a touch of white.

DESIGN IT! Uniquely beautified with a zipper running from the chest down to the thighs, ruffles of various lengths pinned on parts of the skirt, and the back is tied up in corset-like laces.

ME, a flawlessly named label with creative collections designed solely for the fashionably focused female! Sexy calibers ranging from XS-XXL. For more similarly sexy french designers, go here!

Grab That Jazzy Umbrella!

Do you hate getting your hair wet and curly in the rain? Me too! Do you hate looking like you participated in a wet T-shirt contest? Me too (well, most of the time)! Let’s stop running from the rain. Let’s start dancing in it with these jazzy umbrellas! Grab it and hold on tight to …

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The Untapped Plus Size Market

Repulsive Rag Of The Day: Lane “Lame” Bryant Turquoise Spotted Dress

Do you love the color turquoise? Me too! Unfortunately, one of our favorite colors, the color of the Caribbean Sea (which is by the way where I am blogging from right now) has been unjustly and unforgivably oppressed in the world of fashion by none other than the foulest fascist of them all: Lane Bryant! The beauty that paints the substance that covers most of our planet has been exploited and turned into the eyesore that “that horrid store” calls a dress, hanging like the repulsive rag that it is on a hanger that has become the jewel on this display! After the appalling misuse of this aqua color, you are assaulted once again with whitehead like droppings consuming the entire surface of this ankle-length ridiculous rag. While at Lane Bryant, my eyes tried desperately to run away from this thing, but tragically were torpedoed with the out of place ruffles that hung slap in the center of the chest. For a split second my mind contemplated, “why would anyone want to play a practical joke on the piquant provocative points?” There is zero funny about our bodacious boobs looking like nothing more than pudgy tasteless pierogies without the stuffing. Even more distaste is added to this drape when they pin a bib-like looking material atop the neckline, for which there seems to be no purpose except to ugly-up their customers even further. What serves even less purpose is the seam found at the midriff and finally this disgrace – what Lane Bryant calls a “dress,” is finished off with narrow straps covering the shoulders. Please people, do not displease yourselves by wearing this or anything that sports such unattractive features for any figure!

Hotspot For a Double Digit Diva

Been shopping lately? Well I have and let me tell you there’s not much cute and sexy for the double digit divas (like myself) out there! But don’t fret, I did come across a few brick and mortars like Fox’s that had an amazing rack hidden in the corner. Let me delve into what I …

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