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Dress ME In French – Part Deux!

While playing dress up with couturier ME, it occurred to me that we never peeked at the back of the dress adorned in corset- like laces or even glanced closely at the designs of this fashioners summer tunic dress.

It is the shape, zipper, lines, laces and colors of the dress that make it oh so dashing! Why do you ask? I will tell you why: it is the lines and zipper that elongate the torso and beautify the bosom.

While the colors dazzle and deliver an illusion of a smooth contour to the figure within the dress in order to seduce the curves in the most flattering of ways outside of the dress!

If you haven’t already, do not forget to click here, to see part one of ‘Dress ME In French”!

Dress ME In French!

Are you looking for designer fashion made just for you? Do you want to delve into designer couture that understands your curves and loves them? Do you crave the made in Paris label, but thirst even more for it to actually be sewn with threading produced in France in the tradition that made Paris the world capital of fashion? I know you do and that is why I am revealing couturier ME to you. Glance at the uniquely designed summer tunic dress – it is oh so trendy and chic! Surely you already know why I just had to have it in my wardrobe!

ROCK IT! Totally rocks both day and night looks. Wear it to work with a cute summer blazer or a jeans jack. Grab your stilettos, throw off the cover up and hit the happy hour floor –  all in one tunic dress!

SHAPE IT! The shapeliness of this dress is very alluring. It turns a sexy spotlight on 3 areas: bust, waist, and our juicy curves – smoothing out any imperfections and forming an illusion of a perfect hourglass figure!

COLOR IT! Color scheme – black and white, in all the right places with a touch of cafe on the side. By the way this same dress also comes in sky and sea blue with a touch of white.

DESIGN IT! Uniquely beautified with a zipper running from the chest down to the thighs, ruffles of various lengths pinned on parts of the skirt, and the back is tied up in corset-like laces.

ME, a flawlessly named label with creative collections designed solely for the fashionably focused female! Sexy calibers ranging from XS-XXL. For more similarly sexy french designers, go here!

Daring Dolcezza!

I dare you to be sexy this summer in Dolcezza’s rose red robe! Don’t fear the red, embrace it! I will tell you why!

The squared sweetheart neckline with thick straps enhances the bust, while slimming the waist down to the hips thanks to the A-line skirt. Feel better now? I thought you might! Here’s more of what you love: uniquely designed, this dress has a zipper running just below the bodacious boobs to the middle of your tempting thighs! It’s not over yet – keep looking down and you see that sneaky black lace peeking out at the hem of the dress creating an illusion of a longer leg. The sides of the dress are adorned with square pockets outlined in black with the same color buttons. So, enhance your wardrobe this summer with Dolcezza!

Do you dare to see more Dolcezza?

Shine Sexy In This Sundress!

Fashion passionates,  I have hit our shopping hotspot again and here’s what got my hips dancing with excitement: Dolcezza knee length sundress! It’s thrilling when you have a dress that is just as sexy, dressed down fun as it is dressed up fancy. Here’s why I had to have this dress:

1- Love the colors! The A-line skirt simply makes your waist and hips shine in some of this summer’s hottest shades: yellow, turquoise, and white. The top is sleek, sexy, and sleeveless in black, commanding the eyes to stare on all the right spots.

2- Relish the material! A little stretch gives way to a lot of body contouring on the top (no worries – remember, the top shines in the safe color: black) while still showing off those sexy provocative points. From the midriff down it is all lace, lace, and more lace! Oh and I almost forgot – there is a silky petticoat too!

3- Savor the features! Wear it with fetching flip flops or with seductive stiletto sandals, either way your curves will shine sexy!

Fashion divas on the hunt for more Dolcezza, catch it here!

Bosom Bench Dress

Do you love getting compliments on your clothes? Do you crave to be in garments that no one else has? Do you get inspired by unique, hard to find styles, patterns, materials, and colors because I always do! Are you searching far and wide for that fabulous fashion? Me too!

Here’s a dress I found during my fashion pursuit! It is certainly unique even in an artsy painting sort of way, but it is missing something – this was my inkling upon my first glance. I then took another glance and a third – and there it was in black, white, yellow, and beige – this dress would be steaming hot down the runway if the model had curves! Most importantly, if the curves would be in all the right places – especially in the zone of the provocative points! This dress by itself is certainly different – no doubt about that. But how much more unmatched and distinctive would it be to imagine this robe worn by a curvaceous bodacious boob model? And then, reveling at the site of men lounging on them – definitely interesting! See for yourself!

More Colors To Light Up Your Curves This Summer

Do you want to feel like a firecracker this summer and light up the dance floor? Well then check out this fire red dress! Designed by Darkwin and definitely a winner among dresses (Sizes: S-XXL). Here is why this dress will love your curves: 1- “V” NECKLINE. Take a close look at the neckline. What …

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Repulsive Rag Of The Day: Lane “Lame” Bryant Turquoise Spotted Dress

Do you love the color turquoise? Me too! Unfortunately, one of our favorite colors, the color of the Caribbean Sea (which is by the way where I am blogging from right now) has been unjustly and unforgivably oppressed in the world of fashion by none other than the foulest fascist of them all: Lane Bryant! The beauty that paints the substance that covers most of our planet has been exploited and turned into the eyesore that “that horrid store” calls a dress, hanging like the repulsive rag that it is on a hanger that has become the jewel on this display! After the appalling misuse of this aqua color, you are assaulted once again with whitehead like droppings consuming the entire surface of this ankle-length ridiculous rag. While at Lane Bryant, my eyes tried desperately to run away from this thing, but tragically were torpedoed with the out of place ruffles that hung slap in the center of the chest. For a split second my mind contemplated, “why would anyone want to play a practical joke on the piquant provocative points?” There is zero funny about our bodacious boobs looking like nothing more than pudgy tasteless pierogies without the stuffing. Even more distaste is added to this drape when they pin a bib-like looking material atop the neckline, for which there seems to be no purpose except to ugly-up their customers even further. What serves even less purpose is the seam found at the midriff and finally this disgrace – what Lane Bryant calls a “dress,” is finished off with narrow straps covering the shoulders. Please people, do not displease yourselves by wearing this or anything that sports such unattractive features for any figure!

Alain Murati: Two Shades Of Gray

If you have read My Fashion Fully Figured In French page, you know that one of my favorite French fashioners is Alain Murati, a master of camouflage for curvy calibers ranging from 14-28 (US). The pieces I am about to present have two shades of gray (not to be confused with the book ’50 Shades of Grey’). Both dresses, one ending at your ankles and the other at your knees, but wait, do not be deceived, it is not just limited to stopping at the knees. This unique garment can move up and stay in the place you find it to be according to your utmost pleasure.

Deceptive Dress: I will not keep you in suspense. Here is what you crave! The darker of the shades with a thick white, lightly-speckled stripe that escapes from the neckline straight to the hem. Remember do not be fooled, yes I realize there is not much spectacular about a wide line going from top to bottom…but maybe there is! The key to adorning our curves is always straight and long. Why you ask? Because we have the gift of curves, we do not need a designer to present them to us in their dresses!

Alain Murati Deceptive Dress

Curvy Lesson 101: In order to find clothing to complement our curves, look for pieces that *at least have a straight cut (that does not mean the material should be narrow, it can and should stretch to conform to our shapes) or design going from the neckline to the midriff (it can be a *stripe, zipper, or the cut of the garment etc.) this will give the illusion of length to our height and force the eye to fall at just the most sexually appealing spots on our shapely bods.  That is the first reason why I love this dress!

(*Note 1: “at least” because you may desire attire of various length: ankle or above the knee etc.)

(*Note 2: “vertical only,” explained in “Rag of the Day” striped dress page)

Next, a little tidbit: (maybe not so little) the noted stripe also gives a standing ovation to our provocative points (I think we all know what I mean by that! If not, send me a message on this site or on WildCurves Facebook page and I will be happy to explain).

Let’s talk about the sleeves. If you do not see anything extraordinary about them, then look again! Keep looking down till you get to the wrists and you see the cuffs- well, these actually travel behind your forearm and create hidden mini-wings. These wings shape your arms giving them a sleeker toner appearance.

My favorite part of the body and I hope it is yours too: the hips – our signature statement! Take a look at that juicy detail on the dress. Similar to what I mentioned about the sleeves, Mr. Murati does the same for our hips, but with ample wings. These wider wings smooth and lengthen the berry of our body completing and perfecting our silhouettes.

Last, but surely not the least distinguishing part of this dress is the length: the radius of the hem is designed a little bit tighter than the rest of the dress, therefore allowing the wearer to pull it up or down and find the length that they desire. Yes, it stays in place due to the narrow radius of the hem.

So, you can transform this dress into knee length or a mini depending on your hip’s desire!

What have we learned from this robe (French for dress), do not judge a dress on it’s hanger! Try it on and let your curves do the judging!

Pocket Dress: The lighter of the shades, this dress is on the classical side for style and taste. A sweetheart asymmetrical neckline outlined on one side with an even lighter shade of gray giving an attractive, highlighting look to your collar. If you want to smooth and elongate your middle, this dress is right for you! The big pockets are an important addition to this piece because they take the attention away from the waist and center it closer to the hip area, but don’t worry, only very subtly. So, if you cannot decide whether or not to reveal those hips – this is the perfect dress because it does a little of both!

Alain Murati Pocket Dress

Hotspot For a Double Digit Diva

Been shopping lately? Well I have and let me tell you there’s not much cute and sexy for the double digit divas (like myself) out there! But don’t fret, I did come across a few brick and mortars like Fox’s that had an amazing rack hidden in the corner. Let me delve into what I …

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